My medieval cooking group has been feeling the lack of regular get-togethers, so yesterday we hosted a Zoom meeting where we all cooked something in our own homes and compared notes. As a theme, we almost all worked from the same cookbook, James Prescott’s translation of Eenen seer schoonen, ende excellenten Cocboeck. This cookbook by Karel Baten (Carolus Battus) was first published in 1593, and has recipes that reflect Baten’s roots in the region of southern Netherthands and what is now Belgium. I made recipe 11:
11. How to make small-whore’s-farts.
Take roasted white-bread, wine, eggs, ginger, and sugar. Mix well together and bake hereof small-cakes in the pan with butter and scrape thereon sugar and serve.
- 1 cup dry bread crumbs
- 1/2 cup white wine
- 1 egg
- 1/2 tsp ginger
- 1 TBSP sugar
- sugar for sprinkling
Mix in a pan, then roll and shape into flattened balls. Fry in a pan with butter, then sprinkle with sugar. The result had a gingery, alcoholic flavour with just enough sweetness. The recipe made six.
This recipe made me curious to compare it with a traditional Quebecois recipe called Nun’s Farts (Pets de nonne; Pets de soeurs has a similar name, but the recipe is quite different – more like a cinnamon roll) from Le guide de La Cuisine traditionnelle Québécoise by Lorraine Boisvenue, published in 1984. This recipe has northern French or Belgian roots, though I couldn’t pin down a precise date. It is apparently similar to a profiterole recipe, but I can’t say because I don’t know enough about profiteroles. I can only say that the ones shown in a Google search look suspiciously like doughnut holes.
Pets de nonne:
- 1 cup water
- 1/2 cup butter
- 1 cup flour
- 1 pinch of salt
- 1 TBSP sugar
- 4 eggs
- 1/2 tsp vanilla
- 1 TBSP rum
Put th water, butter sugar and salt in a po and bring to a boil. Take it off the heat and add all the flour, then stir energetically for two minutes. Allow it to coul a little before adding the eggs, one by one, while continuing to stir. Add the vanilla and the rum and mix thoroughly. Drop (carefully!) spoonsful of dough into a large fryer; in order that they be well named, slide each spoonful of dough in two batches in the frying, without breaking the dough. Turn the dough only once. Drain on absorbent paper and serve sprinkled with icing sugar.
I simply them in a large frying pan with lots of oil, rather than in a deep fryer, so mine puffed up, but were not particularly round.
This was like a very eggy, almost custardy doughnut. I didn’t find that the vanilla or the rum added much. Next time, I would add more vanilla and a rum with more distinctive flavour, such as Screech. The recipe made about 2 dozen pets de nonne.
Having compared both recipes, the next time I make old-whores-farts, I will add another egg and fry in more butter – aiming for a bit of the deep fryer effect that made the nun’s farts puff up.